Ég er svo ofsalega feimin að...

 

ég tapaði mér algerlega þegar ég uppgötvaði þetta fína lyf við feimni, óákveðni og tilfinningunni um að vera ekki alveg nógu góð. Það var prufukeyrt um helgina.

Women’s Health Alert : 

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? 

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. 

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. 

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. 

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. 

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. 

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. 

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.  

Side effects may include: 

- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration 
- Erotic lustfulness 
- Loss of motor control 
- Loss of clothing 
- Loss of money 
- Loss of virginity 
- Attraction to the same sex 
- Table dancing 
- Headache 
- Dehydration 
- Dry mouth 
- And a desire to sing Karaoke 

WARNING:The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 

WARNING:The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 

WARNING:The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. 

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Athugasemdir

[www.zordis.com, 29.4.2009 kl. 07:03]

Ekki bara frábærar heldur kjút líka! Hvað segiru annars gott eftir pillun hehehhehe

Knús austur í fegurðina!

[Ásgerður , 29.4.2009 kl. 07:12]

HAHA,,verð að fá mér svona,,,eða,,,ekki

[Margrét Birna Auðunsdóttir, 29.4.2009 kl. 14:06]

Og ég sem var farin að halda að engum þætti þetta neitt fyndið

Kannski takið þið mig of bókstaflega, enda heiti ég Margarita

[Birna Pála (IP-tala skráð) 29.4.2009 kl. 20:08]

Góður

[Jóhannes Guðnason, 1.5.2009 kl. 13:35]

HA HA HA,góð Margrét,HA HA HA verð að fá mér svona pillur,hvað heitar þær og hvar fær maður þær,???var að hugsa mér að gefa góðum vinnufélaga þær,HA HA HA HE,tel mig ekki þurfa þær,en MARGRÉT ljóskur eru mjög klárar,þessi pistill þinn kemur manni í gott skap,HA HA HA